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Too dachshund to apologise.

An everyday black T-shirt for people whose favourite companion has short legs and a very strong personality.

For those who walk with a dachshund. And wouldn’t have it any other way.

  • Made with organic cotton
  • 180gsm fabric
Regular price £35.00

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Find your fit: use the size chart or fit finder before choosing your size.

Saucisse adult T-shirt size guide. Sizes XXS to 5XL. Full measurements are also listed in the table below.

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Adult T-shirt garment measurements in cm
Size A: Half chest B: Length C: Sleeve
XXS 45.5 62 20
XS 47.5 65 21
S 49.5 69 22.5
M 53.5 73 24
L 56.5 75 24.5
XL 59.5 77 25
XXL 63.5 79 25.5
3XL 67.5 81 26
4XL 72.5 83 26
5XL 77.5 84 26

How to measure

Lay a T-shirt you love flat, without stretching it. Compare its measurements with the chart.

  • A: Half chest. Measure across the front from armpit to armpit. This is the flat width, not the full chest circumference.
  • B: Body length. Measure from the high shoulder point beside the neck to the bottom hem.
  • C: Sleeve length. Measure from the shoulder seam to the sleeve edge.

Measurements are for the garment, not your body. Available sizes vary by design and colour. This guide is for adult T-shirts; children's T-shirts use different sizing.

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More than a dog walk

Long dog. Strong opinions.

For the dachshund who takes the longest route, claims the best seat and never feels the need to explain. Bring a little of that confidence to your everyday walks.

Coral brush lettering brings the attitude: a small print on the left chest and a larger statement on the back, both finished with the Saucisse signature.

Soft cotton. Everyday comfort.

100% organic combed ringspun cotton. 180gsm single jersey. Modern unisex fit with set-in sleeves. Ribbed crew neck and self-fabric back-neck tape. Twin-needle stitching at sleeve cuffs and hem.

Find your favourite fit

Available in XS–5XL. Check the size guide before ordering and compare with a T-shirt you already like.

Product details and care

Too dachshund to apologise. An everyday black T-shirt for people whose favourite companion has short legs and a very strong personality.

The coral brush-lettered “Too dachshund to apologise.” design sits small on the left chest and larger on the back, finished with the Saucisse signature.

Fabric and details

  • 100% organic combed ringspun cotton.
  • 180gsm single jersey.
  • Modern unisex fit with set-in sleeves.
  • Ribbed crew neck and self-fabric back-neck tape.
  • Twin-needle stitching at sleeve cuffs and hem.
  • Black with coral front and back prints.

Fit and sizing

Available in XS–5XL. Check the size guide before ordering and allow for your preferred fit. Compare with a T-shirt you already like.

Care

Machine wash at 30°C with similar colours. Wash and iron inside out, avoid ironing on the print, and do not tumble dry.

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Designed by Saucisse, a family-owned brand inspired by our dachshund, Franco.

From our family to yours

Inspired by Franco.

We’re Catherine and Martyn, the family behind Saucisse. Inspired by our dachshund Franco, we create designs for people who love their little dogs as much as we do. From one dachshund-obsessed household to another.

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